OK here's chapter 2!!!sorry for the late update!!had these wierd extra exams!! so i was banned!!bleh! and thankyou soo much to evryone who became my fan and voted and commented!!!:D hope you guys enjoy!!
"Uugggghhh!! Stupid alarm clock!! Why won't you let me sleep for one single day!?"
' It's not the alarm clock's fault. It's the school's fault actually and also your evil step-mother and yours too.'
' And how is it my fault? My oh so mysterious inner voice?'
' Don't do sarcasm with me girl. I don't like it. If you want to do it, go do it with the sarcastic inner voice! Because I am just your answering inner voice.'
' Yeehh ,sure, I will go- waa?? Are you telling me that I have got "another type of inner voice?"'
' What am I speaking in? French?!'
' Don't go all melodramatic on me now, answering inner voice!'
' I am the melodramatic inner voice you idiot. Why do you think I am being so melodramatic?'
' Huh? So where did the answering inner voice go?'
' Get up! Your step-mom's going to kill you! Get up get up now!'
' Waa??' *thud* *thud* *thud* ' Shit!! She's coming!'
' That's what I am saying you dumb dumb!'
' Hey, me no dumb dumb you. Dumb dumb, me want gum gum! Hahahha 'Night in the-'
' Go! She's here!!'
'Oh right. Shit! Byee!!'
' Yeah, Yeah. Bye'
' Did I just say bye to my inner voice and did she just answer me back!? Omg! I have gone crazy! Wait, I need to go to the bathroom!' I jump out of bed and ran into the bathroom and right in cue the devil comes into the room and was about to scream, if I was awake or not but when she saw I wasn't, *evil smile* she left right away.
' Muahahahahahaha! Get lost, sucka!' That was a great morning! When I was going to go and brush my teeth I saw thatI was already grinning like the mad hatter in 'Alice in Wonderland'. "Hehehe. 'Alice in Wonderland. Johnny Depp *sigh*. He's so hot!."
" Omg!! Daaaadd, Dare's gone crazy!! Or maybe she has a boy in her bathroom! She just said he's so hot! Hahaahahaha!"
'Shit! What the hell! He had to come when I said he's so hot! Come on! What did I ever do to deserve such a loser brother like him!?'
" What the hell are you talking about? I was not saying he's so hot or anything like that, as a matter of fact, loser! And what are you doing? Eaves dropping outside my bathroom?!" When I opened the door Joshua was about to fall on his face if I wasn't there to catch him.Shoot! I should have let him fall then he would have broken his nose. That would have been so great!
I was scowling at Joshua now and he was giving me the puppy dog eyes.Oh no, I am not going to let him go that easily this time! " Awww. Would you look at yourself, Josh! You look so cute and adorable! How can I ever be pissed at you!?"
Josh was smiling so wide, it seemed as if his cheeks were hurting! "See!! You even agree with me!!"
" Yes, Josh. Yes, I do! Now Josh, I am going to tell you a secret which no one knows about and should never ever, I mean EVER know about it!"
" Really!!? " Aww. He looks so hopeful that I am really going to say him the best secret ever! I feel so bad now! I shouldn't do this to him!
'What! Are you crazy!? He has to know the secret! He always bugs you a lot! It's payback time! Think about the revenge, Mel! , sweet revenge!' I mentally, evil smiled to myself after my evil inner voice said that. Wait! Isn't it my evil inner voice!? Why should I listen to her!?
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Fate is a Funny Thing(ON HOLD)Teen Fiction
This is a story about a red haired, green eyed girl named Darelyn Melodious Jewel. Her mother had left her when she was only 11 and now her being 16, she still can't seem to forgive her. Her father re-marries again soon to a blonde haired, blue eyed...