The good: your wife isn't talking to you.
The bad: she wants a divorce
The ugly: she's a lawyer
The good: your son is finally maturing
The bad: He's getting involved with the women next door.
The ugly: so are you
The good: your son studies alot in his room
The bad: you find porn in there
The ugly; you're in it
The good: you start telling your daughter about sex
The bad: she interrupts you
The ugly: with corrections
The good: you and your husband agree no more kids
The bad you can't find the birth control pills
The ugly: your daughter borrows them
The good: your husband understands fashion
The bad: he is a cross dresser
The ugly: he looks better than you
The good: the post man's early
The bad:he's carrying a AK47
The ugly: you gave him nothing for christmas
Sorry it's so short but therre aren't that many of these jokes that are actually funny. And new announcement! I will be taking requests now! just comment on what you want!