Ask Steve, Herobrine and Arrowbrine

Herobrine: *lays down on bed* (Sigh) This sucks! I just want to see Arrowbrine again before I am sliced open

Person: Don't worry we'll get out of here... somehow

Herobrine: No we won't... and I don't see why you care... no one cares and every girl is the same always wanting me for my diamonds and emeralds

Person: But I'm not that way

Herobrine: Yes you are

Person: Well I do want to find diamonds but not all the time

Herobrine: No more lies just let me try to sleep... Wait! you said you have two full stacks of T.N.T! We can get out of here!

Person: No they took that away

Herobrine: ... :D AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! NOTCH WHY THE NETHER DO YOU HATE ME?!!!!! I WAS ALWAYS NICE TO YOU BUT JUST BECAUSE MOM AND DAD LOVED ME MORE YOU WANT TO KILL ME!!!!!

Notch: That's not why older brother

Herobrine: Then why?

Notch: Because your evil... and I don't care what Steve would think if I killed our brother

Herobrine: Notch what made you think I was evil?

Notch: I could just sense it ok!

Herobrine: Notch I'm not evil I just want to protect Arrowbrine from your kind... if anyone were to see her eyes glow it would be the end of her

Notch: Why can't she just keep her eyes as human eyes?

Herobrine: Well whenever she has strong emotions her eyes start glowing and just like me she can't see in the light

Notch: I don't care Herobrine! When the scientist's arrive you are going to be gone for good once they have found and destroyed your immortality *turns and walks away*

Herobrine: ... Wait I almost forgot *teleports out of the cell*

Person: Hey what about me?!

Herobrine: Oh... right you can't teleport... (Sigh) Hold on... *teleports back* Maybe if I just... umm... Maybe you can... *Takes person's hand and teleports*

Person: it didn't work... :(

Herobrine: Hmmmm, *teleports back again* Let me see if I have anything that could help *Opens inventory* Oh here's an Enderperl!

Person: Yes! *teleports out*

Herobrine: Good know let's escape! Ok here's the plan... We both run up the walls land into the shark tank get out run torwords the door and if there is any guards we kill them got that?

Person: Yeah there's just one tiny problem with that... I CAN'T RUN UP THE WALLS OR NOT DIE!!!!

Herobrine: You don't have to yell! just put your arms around me or something while I do all that stuff ok

Person: Fine

(After the awesome plan)

Person: That... was...AWESOME!!!!!

Herobrine: Ok, lets get you home

Person: But you said if we had spare time we would go grief some villages

Herobrine: (Sigh) Ok only because I don't lie...*Smiles*