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J-Money 🦄💸: Mark wyd

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌ : in bed

J-Money 🦄💸: I'm stressed af

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌: why??

J-Money 🦄💸: Okay, just saying, it's basically summer now which means putting away the jeans and the joggys and bringing out the booty shorts, but we're still chubby as fuck.

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌: I want to be offended by the fact that you just called me chubby, but you right, you right. Right now I weigh more than I ever have. I'm concerned lolol

J-Money 🦄💸: Yes, me too and that's why we need to put away the Chicken fingers and pizza and start eating healthy foods. Like salads and stuff. And drinking water

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌: But I don't like salad

J-Money 🦄💸: Didn't ask.

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌: O

J-Money 🦄💸: We need to go shopping with mommy for swim trunks too. Disney World in like a month, so. And plus I'm waiting on Blondie to get agua put in the pool so I can learn how to swim.

LOOKPEGGYY 👀✌: You can't swim, but what if all of a sudden Ohio floods? How about that?

J-Money 🦄💸: CASH ME OUUSIDE

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J: Mommy, me and Mark need to get new swimming trunks because we might be too fat for our old ones.

🌸Mommy🌸: Lol, okay. You gonna finally learn how to swim?

J: I hope!

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J: Hello hunty

Blondie 🖖: can you do something important for me?

J: what is it?

Blondie 🖖: Tell Mark to go to Wendy's and buy me chicken nuggets and bring them to the hospital afterwards. I'm hungry but I can't leave right now cause I have a meeting to go to that I need to get ready for.

J: Poor you.

Blondie 🖖: Yes, I want to go home now.

J: At least you'll get to see me when we bring your food

Blondie 🖖: oh. I wanna fight you so bad sometimes.

J: OH.

J: CASH ME OUUSIDE, HOW BOW DAH?

Blondie 🖖: You're done. Goodbye



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