Epic Rap Battles Of Akedemi

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Midori:
Epic Rap Battles Of Akedemi!

Kokona Haruka!

Versus!

Kizana Snobu!

BegIN!

Kokona:

Hello?

Who is it?

Actually...

Who isn't?

Because all I see is two sad "C"s,

Sagging lower than Senpai could be.

You act so strong,
But I know a Yandere who can prove that wrong.

I mean really?
What are you?

A club leader?
Is that true?

A leader won't bitch, and fuck her way up the ladder.

But hey,
You'll be dead at the end of the week,
So why does that matter?

Go put on a performance,
And get it done,

Because this?
Will be your last one.

Kizana:

Oh,
Romeo!
Oh,
Romeo!
How could you like this hoe?

Is that a phone call I hear?
Maybe you should take that outside,
My dear.

Senpai could buy a hooker if he really wanted an STD,
So go on and let him be.

You fuck older men,
Just for money,

How many other men,
Would call you honey?

Listen to me when I make things clear,
Senpai wouldn't love you,
You hear?

Kokona:

You wanna play that game?

Because your death will be your fame.

A girl set on fire,
But you'll never be as roasted as now.

Kizana:

Awe how cute!

You're making puns!

Such a shame you haven't won.

Go make your Octo-Dogs with a frown.
I'll bring down the curtain,

With a crown.

Midori:

Who won?!

Who's next?!

Who is that guy calling Kokona?!

You decide!

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