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I DON'T. WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!!!

The hell have I done wrong?! 

LYRICS FOOL! You're too easily wound up babs :P Busy at work? x

Not a single body in sight. Currently sat at a table flicking a folk into the air and trying to catch it in one go. I'M FAILING! Come save me :(

What you up to on this fine, shit day anyway?

Not so much. Fagging it and then going for some food. My gut genuinely thinks my throat has been slit I'm so damn hungry!

You should come here for food! We do the biggest and best breakfast in town! I'll throw you in some free fried bread because, well.... I can :D

Actually, Busty Barlows does bigger breakfasts than Michelle's Bistro. Everyone knows that :P

Um :/

Matter???? x

How do you know I work at Michelle's Bistro? :/ :/ 

Hello?!

God, you're so ignorant these days!

You told me, obviously! xx

Did I? :/ I don't remember x

Well you must have done, how else would I know, duhhhh (luaghing emoji) ahaha xx

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHO'S STOOD OUTSIDE OF WORK?!?! RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CAFE!!! Fuck my fuCkiNg LiFfFfffffEEEE!!!

Healy? (eyes emoji)

WAT!!!! How??!!

Cause you seem to be the luckiest son of a bish I know recently. Go say hi to him! What's the worst that could happen? ;) x

Erm..... me just breathing around him would end in disaster! 

He's looking at me, LOOKING RIGHT AT ME THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR!!!!!!!! 

MATTY!!!!!!

You're funny when you freak! (kiss emoji) xxxx

Oh shit, he's comin I'm

In. I meant in! x

He's sitting down.......

He actually just smiled at me! Furrrrrk.

he smiled at me, does that mean he remembers me????

Are you getting this. Live commentary from yours truly about our favorite being of all time!

He's laughing at something on his phone now!

Shit. I need to calm down.

What you think he'll order for a drink? Let's make a bet. £20 he orders a coke! xx

You're on! £20 he gets a sprite :P x

"Hey. Excuse me, sorry, can I just get a lemonade? Maybe a sprite, if you have it?"



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