Epic Rap Battles Of Akedemi

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Midori:

Epic Rap Battles Of Akedemi!

Oka Ruto!

Versus!

Budo Masuta!

Begin!

Oka:

Okay fuck-boy,

Let's get one thing clear:

Give up now,
Or your pain will be sheer.

Go ahead and punch a bag,
Kick it if you want.

But a real martial arts master,
Is who I better confront.

I was the first club leader to appear,
And you can be the first to disappear.

It wouldn't be a sacrifice to take you out,
It'd be a gift to watch you shout.

Budo:

Wow!

You spoke!

Not even a stutter!

I'm surprised with that,
Due to your club being a clutter.

It's a mess,
Just like your death will be,
I confess.

You like a guy who won't even understand you,
Not to mention the amount of bullshit you commit to!

You clasp your hands and your head hangs low,
But not as low as you'll make Senpai's "head" go.

Oka:

Ew...

How disgusting.

Just like this fight.

You think you're going to win.

Maybe the only other hot guy at school is Shin.

Budo:

He's only hot when his body is being toasted,

But he isn't the only thing being roasted!

Oka:

Haha...
Funny...
Because the flame demon right?

Maybe if that was your voice,
You could actually win a fight.

Budo:

Why don't you go stalk someone,

Besides the guy who has this battle won.

Midori:

Who won?

Who's next?

Yo-

None of my emails sent?!

You decide!

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