Red states vs Blue states

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America: Okay let's watch this...

...

America: Illinois what the f- FLORIDA STAY BLUE

America: FUCK TEXAS HAS BEEN REBELLING AGAINST ME THIS WHOLE TIME DAMN YOU SON

America: okay... NY's blue... Michigan's b- NO MICHIGAN STAY BLUE AGHH

*other states turning red*

America: *internal screaming cause he doesn't want either to win but doesn't want to go into nuclear war either*

America: FUUUCCKKKKKKK

America: NONONONONONONONO

America: CALIFORNIA I LOVE YOU

America: .........

America: *watching as the last states decide*

America: Michigan I swear make up your god damn mind- *flips table* WISCONSIN NO WHAT THE FUCK

America: *sobs in a corner*

America: *staring at Michigan* hoe don't do it---

America: OHMYGOD

Other nations: *from outside of the room*

France: is he... okay...?

Canada: *sighs* I don't wanna take care of him....

America: *screeches from inside the room*

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