Epic Rap Battles of Akedemi

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Midori:
Epic Rap Battles Of Akedemi!!!

YandereDev!

Versus!

Twitch!

Begin!

YandereDev:

I don't wanna start any drama with you,
But clearly messages aren't getting through.

I don't have a problem with making a video,
Especially when it shows how you're stalling my coding.

You don't even respond to my complaints and questions!

Could just answer this one question for me?
Why can't you just let Yandere Simulator be?!

Twitch:
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YandereDev:

Oh come on!

The same treatment?!

Maybe your twitch is why you can't get commitment!

I've tried being nice but all you do is ignore me!

Give me a response!

Or are your fingers twitching?!

Maybe it would help if Tumblr users stopped bitching!

Twitch:

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YandereDev:

You've gotta be kidding...

I can't roast your ass, but you won't even be typing.

I don't know what comes faster,
Your reply,
Or
A snail--

Oh wait...

The snail.

Because it actually does its job!

Midori:

Who won?

Who's next?!

Will Twitch reply?

Will YandereDev get a vacati-

Twitch:

Listen here,

Bitch.

We ain't playin' around.

We couldn't think,
Because we were so dumbfound!

By the amount of support you get for sitting and complaining.

It takes us a few minutes to comprehend your videos.

Simce they all seem to have pink haired school girls.

There was nudity and children dying--

YandereDev:

Taken care of.

Twitch:

Maybe let us finish before you jump on in!
We have rules!

YandereDev:
Others have broke them.

Twitch:
Well...
Yeah but what do you know!

YandereDev:
I know that a Yandere can poison a bento.

So let me state it now:

"Your making no sense."

You claim that all I do is bitch,

Say that one more time and I'll make your body twitch.

Midori:

Who won!

Who's next?!

You decide!

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