Epic Rap Battles of Akedemi

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Midori:
Epic Rap Battles
Of Akedemi!

Taro Yamada!

Versus!

Budo Masuta!

Begin!

Taro/Senpai:

You again,
seriously?

Do you not have a hobby?

Besides being a side character,
With no backstory?

You cross your arms all day,
And claim you're master.

I bet you're a knock off of the real Bruce master.

All your club does is kick the air,
You probably couldn't even win a fight that's fair.

You think you're so tough,
because you wear that headband.
Well listen here, buddy,
When I'm done with you?

You won't be able to stand.

Budo:

Are you done yet?
Because all your friends seem to be.

They all disappear, faster than you can read.

You have a stalker,
But I have fans.

Can your sister run faster than Ayano can?

How many girls have even liked you?
I mean come on,
You cry and shout when Ayano is 5ft near you.

Everyone around you seems to die,
Doesn't that seem funny,
or is it only I?

Stand the hell up and learn how to fight.

Maybe then Osana wouldn't have to choke on her bite.

Taro:

What?!

She's choking?!

Someone help?!

Budo:

Yep,
that's right.

Go on and yelp.

Taro:

Someone help her!

If you're such a hero then do your job!

If you're so strong, then put up some might!

Or are you going to shake and whine when 2 people die?

Budo:

I could help you,
But why do that?

You're a main character,
That's a fact.

I'm just a side character,
Who has won this fight.

Midori:

Who won?

Will YandereDev answer my emails?

When will I have a suitor?

What's m-

Taro & Budo:

Midori!

Midori:

Sorry!
You decide!

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