Germany's unfortunate friendship

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Germany: *walks into the conference room* America? You're still here?

America: *shoves something in his jacket* u-uh yeah dude I am.

Germany: Vhy?

America: Just uhhh... *looks around the room* chillin'. *thing falls out of his jacket*

Germany: ... Alfred is that a bomb.

America: Germany we're friends right?

Germany: Ja... friends... (you just fucking terrify me leave me alone)

America: *smiles* Don't tell anyone about what you saw okay?

Germany: *nods*

America: *laughing as he leaves the room* it's what friends do after all!!! Hahahahaha!!

Germany: I'm rearranging the seats tomorrow.... he will sit by Russia instead of me...

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