Lost

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*Russia and America are lost in the woods of WW2*

America: ...

Russia: ...

America: If it comes down to it I'll eat you. No one would find your bones.

Russia: That's nice Amerika.

America: But first I'd cut off your dick and torture you.

Russia: Sounds great.

America: After that I'd eat you.

Russia: Da, I got it. You'd eat me.

America: I'm hungry.

Russia: *stands up and leaves* bye.

America: Ivan wait you're my food source come back.

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