Prince of Monster Falls (Billdip)

Chapter 3: WTF

~Bill's POV~

I was just going to get Pinetree some food from the kitchen. What does he eat anyways? Does he eat berries and grass, like a deer? Or does he eat human food? I don't know. But everyone does like strawberries and raspberries so I'll just bring that to him. As I was about to bring his food to him I felt a cast of wind breeze through the kitchen. I should check up on him. I closed my eyes and entered the mindscape and flew to my room. When I walked in I saw Pinetree... as a... FREAKING HUMAN! CRAP!

I re-entered the real world and ran upstairs and slammed open the door. I was pissed but happy at the same time. These damn human emotions. I saw Pinetree laying on the bed I made for him with a scared look on his face. "What the heck Pinetree." I said with an annoyed tone. He looked at me nervous and started to fiddle with his fingers as I walked closer. "I-I just want t-to see if you were actually a-always watching." He stuttered looking down. I ignored his comment and continued with what I was going to say, "When and how did you learn to do that." I said interested. His human form is sort of hot. "W-well I-I..." Damn he is so adorable.

~Dipper's POV~         

I can't form any words to come out of my mouth. What if I say the wrong thing that would lead to him wanting me to show him the book that showed me or my family who also showed me. Urg... what do I say. He is so close to me, like almost a few feet away. Can he here my thoughts right now. Just as I was freaking out inside I heard Bill sit down next to me and smiled. Gosh. His smile is so perfect along with his hair and his perfect... wait what am I thinking!? "Your right" I heard him say calmly "I can hear your thoughts and I'm flattered" he dramatically moved his hand to chest and smirked. I blushed wildly and hid my face in my hands. He just chuckled and said "How cute" "I'm not cute" I said still trying to hide my face. "Anyways kid. How did you learn how to do that?" He asked. Did he just call me a kid? "I'm not a kid for your information. I'm 18." I groaned still agitated that he called me a kid. "what ever. Just answer my question." He said resting his chin in his hand and crossing his legs. "Fine." scared for my family's safety I said "I found a book in... the woods and it showed me how to cast spells and it taught me everything I had to know about the dangerous creatures in the forest. It also warned me about the rulers of the town, which just happens to be your family."

He just looked at me with a stupid look on his face with his eyes widened and his eyebrows raised. "Can I see this book?" He asked. I hesitated for a second then said, "No, it has a lock on it that only opens for me and me alone." I lied, not willing to show the demon the journal. He quickly changed the subject to something else "You don't know how to walk. Do you." He said looking at my wobbly legs. "U-Um... N-no" I said a little embarrassed that I don't know how to do such a common easy thing. "Here let me show you it's easy. And I'm sure that you've walked with legs at least once, you'll get the hang of it." He said standing up and reaching his hand out to help me up. I looked up at him my face still blushing as I took his hand. This is going to go badly.

~Bill's POV~

When I helped him up I noticed that he still has his shortness and adorable big brown eyes and his small nose. How cute. I also noticed a Cipher wheel tattooed onto his arm, hmmm. That's weird. Oh well, I have plans with him anyways. He let go of my hand quickly but then shot out his arms quickly to keep his balance. He fell over onto me and blushed. I smirked and caught him in my arms. Wow he's light. I grabbed his hand and wrapped my arm around his girl like waist. I lifted our folded hands into the arm and dipped him low. He looked at me and held onto my shoulder to make sure that he won't fall. He looked at me and realized that our faces are inches away. He blushed so hard I started to laugh. I threw him up on his feet and held onto his hand for balance. "Jerk" He said as I kept on laughing at his reaction.

After a while he got the hang of it. "Do I still have to be your 'pet'" He says letting go of my hand to walk on his own. "Of course you do, your a human. And in my relm humans are included as pets." I said, then realized that I have to meet with my parents tonight for a forced family dinner with the most spoiled annoying person ever. I let out a sigh realizing that Pinetree has to come with me. I can't leave him here alone, what if he tries to escape! "Uh Pinetree?" I asked as he was celebrating being able to walk normally. He glanced over at me with smile. So cute. "I have to go to this dinner thing for my parents and I was wondering if you wanted to come with." I said eager to hear his answer. He looked at me like I was crazy and arched his eyebrow, "Why would you want me there. I have literally no manners. I don't know how to even act in front of royalty" I said nervous "You will be fine, if you mess up i'll just say that your my friend's friend from the village." He frowned at me, I read his thoughts and then said "You  can borrow an outfit from my brother." He then crossed his arms and said "Okay. Fine." I internally celebrated and said "Okay then, I'll go get the outfit and it starts in 10 minutes. byyyyee!" I said leaving the room before he can reply.

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