Any ideas as to who should play Sam?🤔
He was staring at me.
At my breast, or rather where my breast were supposed to be.
I flipped him off. He smirked in response and winked.
It had been merely two days since the whole incident and I still wasn't asked to repay him.
"I see you met my brother," Nick stated as he sat next to me in lunch.
"Yeah, he's a real ass, he keeps staring at my tits," I hissed without thinking.
He furrowed his eyebrows, "Your tits?"
"Yeah, my man titties. I mean, look at these babies, they're double D's," I joked and nervously chuckled as I patted my flat chest.
He laughed with me and patted my chest as well, to which I instantly froze.
My no no parts, oh my gosh, please get your hands off me.
"I see you guys are having fun."
I turned my head and caught sight of Sam, who had taken the liberty of sitting in front of us.
"Sam," I said through gritted teeth.
"Sawyer," he greeted back, "I love your name by the way, it's so. . . unisex."
"Yeah, Sam is on the teasing side. Thank God you aren't a girl because he'd be on you in like five seconds," Nick chuckled.
"What can I say? Girls love me." Sam winked at me and I rolled my eyes in response.
I mean, I really couldn't blame him, he was hot as fuck. I'd let him play with my berries any d- shit, I'm checking him out. Avert your eyes, hoe.
"What do you say, Saw?"
I blinked. What the fuck was he talking about?
"Yeah, yeah, of course," I answered unknowingly, hoping it was the right answer.
Sam raised an eyebrow, "Really?"
"Yeah," I said again.
Sam furrowed his eyebrows and stared at me with a look that said: "What the fuck are you doing?"
Honestly, I don't know Sammy.
"Great, see you there, text me your address and I'll pick you up," he said as he stood up, "I have to go to see a teacher."
Wait, what the fuck?
Sam waited until Nick left and then looked at me.
"Why in the fuck would you say yes?" He asked.
"What did I say yes to?"
"You just said yes to a pool party, I don't know how the fuck your keeping those beautiful breast hidden-" I crossed my arms angrily, "-but you're going to have to take your shirt off for the pool party," he finished.
Well, fuck me in the ass and call me Sally.
"Fuck me," I cried out.
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