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Username or passwort incorrect... Bitch TELL ME WICH ONE!

"Sweetie, if you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty."

A: "Are you single?"
B: "No, I'm plural."
A: "No, I meant are you free this Friday?"
B: "No I'm fucking expensive."

I remember when my friend was shy and quiet... I created a monster!

Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

BESTFRIENDS:
they act like your...
- therapist

- worst enemy

- your lesbian lover

- your best friend (schocker! :D)

- your mom

- your sibling

- like there freaking God or something

- but most importantly person in your life

Valentines Day

BLAH BLAH BLAH

DRINK!

"I'm going to bed." really means "I'm going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so."

HAHAHALies diese Geschichte KOSTENLOS!