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"It's so hot here!"
"Ou sorry, should I leave?"

A: "I'm great in bed...I can sleep for days"

If anyone ever tells you, you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativty in your life.

Oh darling, go and buy a personality.

A: "What does 'Idk' means?"

B: "I don't know"

A: "Oh my gosh, nobody knows!"

Hahha ist ja soo lustig *ironie...*

(aber ich dachte ich schreib ihn trozdem mal auf ;)

Can cute boys stop being:

1. gay
2. younger than me
3. 15 years older than me
4. 6810827 miles away
5. famous
6. Taken
7. Erweitert

Disney teaching you not to talk to stangers unless they're hot.

Good men are like unicorns, everybody talk about them, but nobody has see one.

*3 AM phone call*
"Hey are you asleep?"
"Nooo, I'm skydiving..."

HAHAHALies diese Geschichte KOSTENLOS!