Red Hood X Reader (lemon) || Too Bad To Be Good

↠ C H A P T E R 18 ↞

Jason's POV, earlier this day, your apartment

I watched (Y/N) sleep peacefully beside me, her chest rising and falling slowly while she quietly snored. My hand found itself tracing soft lines on her cheek as the feeling of melancholy engulfed me.

"This would be the last night, huh?" I whispered to myself before I moved my fingers over to (Y/N)'s (H/C) locks.

This mystery of a woman, gone in a flash.

Letting out a sigh, I grabbed my pair of pants that were strewn on the floor and took my phone. There were eight messages and two missed calls from Roy.

I opened the first message.

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Arse: Jaybird I miss you 😭

Arse: I also spent the cash for more 'parts'. Hehe.

Arse: But wait! Before you shoot holes through me, I got you a new set of guns! 😏👊

Arse: Come home Jaybird! I can't live off of Pizza Hut forever!

Arse: Bruh pick up! BROOOOOOO 🤧😭

Arse: Dude I bet you're getting mad pussy in Gotham or wherever the fuck you are. And I thought you were moving on from that demon chick. 😒

Arse: Dude what's with you and bad decisions? Were you cursed at birth or smth?

Arse: Shit why isn't there even a facepalm emoji here?

I'll be back by tonight.

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I rolled my eyes, as I typed in my response. A few minutes after I sent my best friend-slash-roommate my message, there was an instant reply.
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Arse: Whoa there Mr.Freeze, no hello's? No I missed you too's?

Hi.

Arse: You hear that buddy? That's the sound of my heart breaking. 😭🖕💔

God, Roy. I saw you weeks ago.

Arse: Sometimes I wonder what I ever saw in you. 🤧😭

Arse: What time should I expect you?

About 8 pm? 9? I'm not sure.

Did you clean the apartment?

Arse: I'm a scientist slash a certified hunk man, I'm busy with a lotta things! I even made you weapons and—

Dude I'm having a guest over and you want them to see how much of a slob we are?

Arse: ...Depends, is that guest hot?

Arse: And wow, we're FINALLY having another living being here! I'm getting tired of your mopey ass tbh.

Idk, do you like dicks?

Wow aren't you a sweetheart. 😒

Arse: ...uh

Arse: Yeah, no, I'll keep the place dirty.

Roy come on!