• Very boyish.
• He's not fat or skinny. Just in between. (Eats a lot, but also goes to the gym).
• Drinks ketchup in front of France to annoy him.
• Calls France "Mom" to annoy both him and England. And if that doesn't work he'll call him "England's bitch" instead.
• Can talk about absolutely nothing for 10 minutes.
•Full name is Alfred Frederick Jones
• When he was little, he thought the "F" in his name stood for "Fucking" since that's what England would call him when he got in trouble.
"Alfred, fucking, Jones!"
• Asks the stupidest questions but somehow makes them sound smart.
"Why is there no 'w' in 'one', but there is a 'w' in 'two' and we don't use it?"
• One of his favorite music genres is country music.
• The only porn America watches is food porn.
• Americas life motto is "The only thing to fear is giant radioactive spiders".
• When the president isn't at the White House, he hosts sleepovers in the Oval Office.
• Wears flower crowns.
• Wants to get a tattoo, but doesn't who what he should get.
• The biggest Star Wars fan you'll ever meet.
• Can eat 30 burgers a day.
• No coffee? He won't get out of bed.
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So many headcanons... Some headcanons for the main characters (+ a few more) of Hetalia. Some are totally meaningless and useless. Others are great ideas I probably shouldn't have shared and written fanfiction about a long time ago.