pick up line (just fun)

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These are just cringed pick up lines for fun because its 12:03am and i have school soon and i wanna die in a hole full of memes anyways read at own risk. These may be rude so just warning.

"Are you a farmer? Because you know how to make my cock rise"

"Want an Aussie kiss? Its like a french kiss but down under"

"Im no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight"

"If I flipped a coin what are my changes of getting head?"

"Does this rag smell like chloratum?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van"

"Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking we could 'humpback' back at my place"

"Are you a shark? Because ive got swimmers you can shallow"

"I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!" A fun little pick up line for y'all science fans.

"Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean"

"I lost my virginity... can I have yours?"

"Your almost as hot as my mum"

"Your hotter then the bottom of my laptop"

"Your body is 75% water and im thirsty"

"You make me wish I wasnt gay!"

"You know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material"

"Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later"

"What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper"

"This may seem corny, but you make me really horny"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need"

"My personality is a 5 and my looks are a 4, so all togther im a 9/10"

"Wanna play titanic you be the iceberg and I'll go down"

"Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed...."

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

"Brathe if you wanna have sex with me"

"Hey  so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning"

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you"

"Rub it and get 3 wishes"

On that sinful note lets stop!

Updated -28/1/17


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