Chapter One|| Nice Rack
I grabbed on to my gym shorts nervously as I my eyes searched somewhere to lay on other than half naked teenage boys.
"Aren't you going to change, Sawyer?" Nick Beckham asked as he looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
Nick was one of the not so many friends I had acquired during the first week of school. He was a pretty cute guy. With his blond hair, lean body and rock hard abs- oh, no, I was checking him out.
"Y-yeah, I'm just waiting for the guys to come out of the restrooms," I answered.
I has managed to run to the locker room restrooms in order to change into my gym clothes, but that was going to be a problem now.
"Um, Sawyer. . ." Nick trailed off awkwardly.
"Yes, Nick?" I sighed as I stared at the restroom doors, hoping they would open.
"I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable or anything but are you gay?" He asked.
I mean, I liked guys. But I was a girl, so I was not gay. But I was momentarily dressed as a guy, so was I gay? Hits blunt.
"Why?" I asked, still staring at the stall doors.
"Well, you have a. . . situation," he stated.
Yeah, I still hadn't fixed my dick problem. It was awfully hard trying to get it right. Leave me the fuck alone, I'll make my dick as big as I want to make it.
"It's been a long day, Nick," I deadpanned.
I could've easily just ripped my gym shorts off right now and changed had it not been for my stripped pink underwear with a rolled up tube sock beneath it.
"Yeah, I know how that feels," Nick sighed.
Ah, fuck, he looks troubled, please don't talk about your personal problems. I don't give a shit, please-
"I really like this girl, I mean I don't know her, but I've seen her lurk around a house in my neighborhood. I really want to talk to her but. . ." He trailed off and scratched his head.
"Talk to her then, " I muttered.
The restroom stall opened and I quickly ran in, not letting Nick finish his sentence.
"Finally home," I sighed as I took the wig off my head and let my blond locks fly out.
My hair flew past my waist, which had me thinking whether I should cut it or not. But if I cut it short, I would finally stop wearing that itchy wig.
I ripped my shirt off and tried to peel the tape from my breast as gently as I could.
Fuck this shit.
When I finally peeled it all off, I turned to let my boobs air out only to find myself staring at two striking blue eyes.
The boy that I had bumped into last week.
He looked at my face, then at my breast and smirked.
"Nice rack," he mouthed.
I flung myself towards the curtains and shut them and threw on a bra and a random shirt.
I ran out of my house and knocked on my neighbor's door. The house of the boy who'd I just flashed.
The door opened and I met eyes with Nick.
"Oh, hey," he mumbled shyly.
Oh, fuck no. They lived together? Were they brothers?
"Hey, Ni- Neighbor," I quickly corrected myself, "Is your brother home?"
He furrowed his eyebrows, ugh he was so cute. "You mean Sam?"
"Yes, Sam, whatever," I smiled.
"Yeah, he's here, if you want I can call him?" He inquired.
"No need," I shoved past him, which was pretty rude but I mean, I had just flashed his brother.
"It's the third room to your right!" Nick exclaimed.
I pushed the door open and found Sam sitting in his bed, looking at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Haven't you ever heard of knocking?" He asked, a smirk rested on his face.
"You can't tell anyone," I hissed.
He rolled his eyes, "Look, I could care less if you're transgender or whatever-"
"I'm not transgender," I deadpanned, this boy knew how to get under your skin, "It's a social experiment."
"And why shouldn't I expose you?"
I sat next to him and his eyes immediately flew to my breast.
"Because," I crossed my arms, "you're a good person."
He scoffed, "Anything else?"
"I'll- I'll do anything."
He smirked. "How about you just owe me one for now."
I nodded and stood up, hurrying towards the door.
"Oh, and Sawyer."
"You really do have a nice rack."
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