"I have died everyday waiting for you...." I sing along in equally Sexy-And-I-Know-It voice. I as in; Sammi Edwards *Smirks all the way to Smirkington* Which by the way is not an actual place.

I am in a gloomy mood, in case you didn't notice that already.

WHY?? OHH, WHY ARE YOU SAD SAMMI DEAREST?

Hmmm...thanks for asking. Well, you see Eppy and Fae are both out on more-romantic-then-Cinderella type dates with Puppie eyes and Mick Jagger, respectively.So, obviously poor me is all alone.

Hence the writer of my story named this chapter TEAR DROPS ON MY GUITAR.......wait RIGHT THERE TAYLOR AND WRITER.

SAMMI DOESN'T HAVE A GUITAR.

Anyways, I am all alone, well me and my cat Jinxy.

Yes. Jinxy is my imaginary cat. DUH. How many purple and grey colored cats have you seen?

DON'T EVEN TELL ME THAT MY CAT IS LIKE THE ONE IN THAT ALICE MOVIE. JUST DON'T.

I already know......

Back to my point. Again.

I am alone since my two best hoes ditched me for those ONE D guys. Whatever happened to Hoes over Bros?

What about Niall, Sammi? Isn't he your favourite leprachaun?

NIALL IS TOO BUSY WITH ELLIE GOULDING TO NOTICE ME!

THAT UGLY DUCKLING.

So, as you can see, all my friends have abandoned me. :( Hence, I am talking to you inner audience.

After 2 long years.

HEYYYY!! Wait up a second, someone's ringing the doorbell!

Yaaaaayyy!!! Eppy and Fae are here!

I run towards the door with as much speed as I can in my fluffy rabbit flippy's. DON'T JUDGE.

I almost crash through the door in my excitement. Almost. I open the door, a big grin painted on my beautiful face. Don't ask me how I know that I have a beautiful face. I just know this, because I have come to realise that its just in my DNA.....AND I JUST TAKE EVERYONE'S BREATH AWAY!!!

But all my dreams crash all the way to the center of the earth, when I see Niall standing on the porch. He maybe have been my best friend, but I just wanted to be more than that. Somehow, he didn't. Also, I wanted it to be my sweet angel lovers at the door.

"Ohh hey, Sammi." The blue eyed nincompoop says with this stupid smile on his face. A stupid smile that I have grown to love.

"Hey Nialler." I say, with the fakest smile on my face. Faker than Barbie smile.

"Sammi....I kinda wanted to ask you something. " He says. His cute face looking down at me with a I-am-gonna-ask-you-to-help-me-out face.

I NEVER SAID CUTE, DON'T LIE TO ME INNER AUDIENCE.

"Yes, of course." I say, rudely not even asking him to come in. I am soooo rudeeeee....but you gotta love it.

He notices that I didn't even ask for him to come in and so he very rudely just pushes past me into the house. And this is why I love him. Not.

Jerrrrrrrkkk alert.

Pretend it's okay Sammi....pretend it's okay.

I let it pass though, entering the house closing the door behind me.

We both take a seat across each other after entering the hall.

"Sooo....what's up? " I say, casually leaning back in my chair. I stare at him, waiting for him to reply. I almost started singing Austin Mahone's song Say Something just now. Someone is being an awko taco. That someone is Niall Horan.

It seems like I am gonna have to wait for an eternity for a reply from the nincompoop.

But I guess not, because he does muster up a repy, a reply that breaks my heart into a million pieces. My eyes widen and I almost choke on my own saliva.

"I want to propose to Ellie, Sam."

Guys just wanted to say I love Ellie and she is really pretty and I sooooo didn't mean that^^^ But Sammi did. And well cliff hanger!

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