Aries: throw you in the fire
Taurus: cut you throat
Gemini: scream at you then shoot you with a crossbow
Cancer: hang you from a tree
Leo: suffocate you with a pillow
Virgo: shoot you in the back of the head
Libra: drown you
Scorpio: give you to the demons
Sagittarius: stab you to death
Capricorn: push you off a roof
Aquarius: Sacrifice you to the land of giraffes
Pisces: hang you by the neck at the top of the CN tower
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is a mix of scenarios, short stories etc... If you are disappointed it's your own fault because I'm warning you in advance, this was written by my 12 year old self. It's been a hot while since then.
