SICK

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Fall: ALFRED

America: Hm?

Fall: I'm sick.

America: So?

Fall: Call NY so he can carry me around. I don't like walking when I'm sick.

America: You don't like walking in general. Here this'll help *places hamburger on Fall's head*

Fall: ....

England: *pokes head inside the room* I can make tea- Alfred I've already told you hamburgers don't cure illness-

Fall: *eating the hamburger* fwanks Rlred it's delicious.

England: ..... is that the secret to Americans??

Germany: Hm... maybe... let's see... *Grabs pills* Fall I have medicine.

Fall: Is it pills?

Germany: Ja

Fall: NO I'D RATHER FUCKING SUFFER THANK YOU

Germany: Stop being a baby and take it

Fall: NEVER!! FUCK O- *coughs* -FF

Germany: Vhy von't you take it?!

Fall: *kicks the blankets at Germany* I HAVE AN IRRA- *coughs and gags* -TIONAL FEAR OF PILLS AND CHOKING ON THEM I'D RATHER GET A SHOT

Germany: Ugh. America you deal with her.

America: I was! I was giving her hamburgers!

England: bloody hell...

Fall: *mumbles curses* gimme the blankets back I'm cold.

America: Why are we even dealing with you?! You have parents and two legs!!

Fall: 'cause I needed a chapter and this is what came to mind.

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