Friday January 3rd 2014:

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Number #100 - Oprah Winfrey;

Few things in life make me angrier than Oprah Winfrey.

I find it shakingly disturbing that tens of millions of women turn to an overweight former local television reporter with an enormous head and an even bigger ass for the final word on moral, ethical, spiritual and educational matters.

She has a lot of fans. The word 'fan' is derived from fanatic, the same word we use to describe people who commit mass murder as an act of devotion.

If you can find a word that describes the show-opening frenzy of screaming and cheering better than fanaticism, please let me know.

Also, what qualifies Oprah to be the leader of this brainless mass of hysterically shrieking devotees?

She's good at selling advertising.

It's the only measure of success in the TV business, and the only reason anyone stays on the air, but I still can't stand the stupid fat cunt.

Yours sincerely,

The Big Bad Bastard.

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