Jesus was worried about the drugs of Earth plaguing the world and in and effort to find out what these substances did he sent out a few apostles. About two days later apostles began returning. He heard a knock on the door and said "Who is it?"
"It's Mark."Jesus opened the gate and asked him what he broughthe replied,"Marijana from Columbia."
He then let Mark in.
He heard another knock and asked the same question, "Who is it?"
"It's matthew."
Jesus opened the door and asked him what he had brought.He then replied "Cocaine from Bolivia
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Then jesus replied,"Come on in son."
"the last apostle had finally arrived, Jesus answered the door, and then asked " Who is it?"
The apostle then replied "It is Judah."
Jesus opened the door. And was yelled at, "FREEZE, WE ARE THE F.B.I."
