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Open-Geek:
R4 is red, R2 is blue, if I was the force, then I'd be with you.
Me:
Are you seriously still doing this?
Open-Geek:
You've opened Pandora's Box. There's no turning back!!
Open-Geek:
Come on. Don't tell me you've never dreamed of a guy who uses geeky pickup lines on you.
Me:
Fine, I won't tell you.
Open-Geek:
Boo!!
Open-Geek:
I can make you breathe harder than Lord Vader.
Me:
Oh my god, STOP!!
Open-Geek:
You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.
Open-Geek:
Are you a slave to your clothes? Because i'd like to free you from them.
Open-Geek:
If you're going to bed can i Slytherin?
Open-Geek:
I'd cast my ring into your fiery chasm.
Me:
I wanna blow it before you stick it in, like a Nintendo cartridge.
Open-Geek:
...ok miss show-off. You win.
Me:
Boom.
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