Romeo: There’s Juliet! Man, she is so fine-looking. Her skin is as pale and beautiful as the moon I howl at. She controls my body like the full moon. Should I approach her? No, she’ll think me a stalker.
Juliet: Oh, what a night!
Romeo: She has spoken. Was it to me she speaks? Her eyes are those of a killer. Her fangs bloody. She has recently killed.
Juliet: My Romeo! Why are you a werewolf? You make my dead heart come alive. Well, figuratively of course.
Romeo: Is she talking to me? Has she seen me?
Juliet: I should not be out here. I can smell a vile werewolf near. But I must look at the moon that rules over my Romeo’s inner animal like I would like him to rule over my inner animal. How the pale moon would shine on his fur! I wonder what color fur he has. Oh, if only he wasn’t a werewolf.
Romeo: Speak no more my beautiful blood sucker. I love you. Isn’t that what matters?
Juliet: Oh my, did you just hear all that?
Romeo: Can’t we at least be lovers?
Juliet: You speak like a love drunk fool, Romeo! I am nothing more than a wallydrag to you. I cannot give you an heir.
Romeo: Forget about a bloody heir. Without you I cannot live. If you will not have me, I’ll have your mother drink my blood and no more runs through my veins. Or stab myself with a silver dagger.
Juliet: You stupid dog! I love you. Of course I’ll have you.
Romeo: What will our parents say?
Juliet: Who cares?
Romeo: You’re right, but what will I tell my parents?
Juliet: Who said they had to know?
Romeo: You wicked imp!
Juliet: If you love me, you’ll marry me tomorrow morning.
Romeo: What about eleven o’ clock?
Juliet: Not soon enough.
Romeo: I can do ten thirty.
Juliet: Perfect! Now hurry along before a vampire smells you and comes to painfully murder you.
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Romeo & Juliet (A Parody)
VampireI had to make a script for a Romeo & Juliet scene for extra credit. We could make the scene has it was actually written or make it a parody. My group was the only group to make a vampire/werewolf video. Anyway, enjoy... comment... please.