Ok here we go again! I'm really sorry for not updating my fat little cat nuggets!!
•Don't worry it won't be CATASTROPHIC!!
•Oh! I'm purrrrfect!!
•That's Clawsome!
•Oh you got to to be KITTENING me!
•Meowtastic!
... ok more! With translations!
Fur real = For real.
Purr-fect = Perfect.
Litter-ally = Literally.
Meow = Now.
Kitten me = Kidding me.
Claw-ful = Awful.
Claw-some = Awsome
Paw-some = Awesome.
Paw-sitive = Positive.
Purr-sonal = Personal
Purr-suasion = Persuasion
Fur-tunate = Fortunate
Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate
Paw-fer = Prefer
Fur-ever = Forever
Lion = Lying
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Paw-don me = Pardon me
Feline = Feeling
Su-purr-ior = Superior
Claw-ver = Clever
Tail = Tell
Fur-miliar = Familiar
Tail-ent = Talent
Meow-ntain = Mountain
Paws = Pause
Cat-titude = Attitude
In-fur-ior = Inferior
Cat-ch = Catch
Meow-sician = Musician
Tail = Tale
Hiss-tory = History
Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Be-claws = Because
Furry = Very
Paw-table = Portable
Furred = Third
Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically
Litter-a-ture = Literature
Claw-some = Awesome
Purr-haps = Perhaps
Won-fur-ful = Wonderful
Mew = You
Fur-ward = Forward
Bo-fur = Bother
Pounce to my level = Get on my level
Help meow-t = Help me out
Cat = Get/got
Mew = New
Fur-get = Forget
Paw-lease = Please
Paw-y = Sorry
Purr-ns = Puns
Con-cat-ulations = Congratulations
Fur-end = Friend
Paw-sibly = Possibly
Paw-sibility = Possibility
Fur-ious = Furious
A-paw-ling = Appalling
Pre-paw-sterous = Preposterous
Purr-ince = Prince
Purr-incess = Princess
Hy-purr-kitty-cal = Hypocritical
Hy-purr-cat = Hypocrite
Un-cat-fur-a-bell = Uncomfortable
Cat-s all = That's all
Fur-st degree purr-der = First degree murder
Con-fur-sing = Confusing
Cat-lateral damage = Collateral damage
Cat-atonic = Catatonic
Purr-iceless = Priceless
Claw-st = Lost
Cat-astrophic = Catastrophic
Mew-nimum = Minimum
Mew-sic = Music
Purr-gress = Progress
Purr-gressive = Progressive
Purr-ks = Perks
Mew-sery = Misery
Konnichi-paw = Konnichiwa
Litter = Litre
Purr-ecious = Precious
In-fur-delity = Infidelity
Meow-velous = Marvellous
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Suf-fur = Suffer
Purr-suasion = Persuasion
Mew-b = Noob/Moob/Boob
Purr-cat-stinate = Procrastinate
Claw-sion = Caution
Cr-hiss-tians = Christians
Mew-ish = Jewish
Paw-purr-sition = Proposition
Purr-ty = Pretty
Tox-hiss-ity = Toxicity
Cat themed words:
•Paw
•Meow
•Kitten
•Claw
•Fur
•Stroke
•Hiss
•Tail
•Cat
•Purr
•Litter
•Mew
•Feline
Cat jokes begin here! WARNING !!!:
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself? A. She's smoking a cigarette.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain
Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Q: What do you call a flying cat? A: I'm-paws-sible.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister? A: An aunt-eater!
Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November? A: Hillary Kitten.
Q: Why shouldn't you kidnap the kitten, Keanu? A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? A: None, because they were copycats!
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A: A car-pet
Q: What do tigers wear in bed? A: Stripey pyjamas!
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress? A: She was feline fine.
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? A: The purrpatrator.
Q: How do you get a wet pussy? A: Put it in the shower.
Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee!
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me.
Q: What is a cat's favorite color? A: Purrrple!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A: A stripey jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A: A peeping tom.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat? A: Take me to your litter.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A: A sourpuss!
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army? A: They both wear stripes!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater!
Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas? A: Because he has sandy claws!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? A: Just kitten.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite!
Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse!
Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger? A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater!
Q: What do you call a cat that wears make up? A: Glamourpuss.
Q: What do cats like to read? A: Cat-alogues!
Q. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A. A Furrari.
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purr-suasive !
Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? A: a duck-filled platy puss.
Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food? A: Baked beings!
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