National anthem

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Fall: FRANCE WHAT THE FUCK

France: ??

Fall: Why is your entire national anthem talking about fucking blood and death and killing your enemies?!

France: Why not?

Fall: AND YOU ITALY

Italy: ?!

Fall: Your anthem is no better!! It still talks about death and killing and dying!!

Fall: The happiest one is Canada!!

Fall: England's talks about the queen literally destroying her enemies, France talks about killing and death and FUCKING war, Italy's talks about being a slave for Rome and dying for their country, Germany's talks about protecting and defending and beer, Russia's talks about its native land and how strong it is, Canada's is talking about the true north and protecting its people and land, China's talks about slaves and a new Great Wall, and finally America's is just fucking War and flags but that's to be expected because it's America

America: Hey!!

Fall: BUT SERIOUSLY FRANCE WHY?!!!

France: Roses are beautiful, yet roses can also prick and make you bleed, yet only the leaves and stems can. I love to love but I also have a habit of loving war~

Fall: ಠ_ಠ

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