Bad dad jokes

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Classic lines only a dad could find funny:

1. When driving past a graveyard.

Wow I bet you people are dying to get in there

2. Child: dad I'm thirsty


Dad: well Thursday, I'm Friday

3. Child: dad put the cat out.

Dad: wow, I didn't know the cat was on fire. Dad: sorry, but they don't fit me

4. Child: dad, can you put my shoes on

Dad: Sorry I dont think thy will fit

5. pull my finger........

(Lshifomd but yay 4 posts on the one day, to make up for the loss of the Time I haven't updated)

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