Classic lines only a dad could find funny:
1. When driving past a graveyard.
Wow I bet you people are dying to get in there
2. Child: dad I'm thirsty
Dad: well Thursday, I'm Friday
3. Child: dad put the cat out.
Dad: wow, I didn't know the cat was on fire. Dad: sorry, but they don't fit me
4. Child: dad, can you put my shoes on
Dad: Sorry I dont think thy will fit
5. pull my finger........
(Lshifomd but yay 4 posts on the one day, to make up for the loss of the Time I haven't updated)