Don't be mad but I think we switched phones.
What gave it away Daniel? Realizing that your phone wall paper changed from you and some guy to Vanilla.
I hate when you get like this, Patel! You get sarcastic and mean and it makes me cry!
I noticed when my groupchat didn't spam me asking about you.
But I do miss Vanilla. I miss scratching her belly and she's nice to me.
You mean this is why your phone keeps vibrating in my pocket?
You have a groupchat?
Better question: you have friends?
See, everyone believes you are a nice person. You actually aren't. You're a bully.
But to be fair, you've known that for a while and decided to stay friends with me.
I'm telling mom.
*shrugs* And I care because?
Because I dropped my cookie.
Okay, I'm leafing. Let me know when you are back in Cali.
Don't leaf. You didn't bring the salad.
Quinn stop playing! You're hurting my feelings! </3
WELL CAN YOU AT LEAST ADD THIS NUMBER INTO THE GROUPCHAT?!?! I'M LOST WITHOUT MY POLISH HUBBY!
Damn you Patel...