Saturday 28th December 2013:

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Number #137 - Blatantly Unprepared Gameshow Contestants;

If you're not an all round genius, stay off the cube.

If you can’t swim, don’t go on Survivor.

If you’re afraid of spiders, stay off of Fear Factor.

If you’re an idiot, don’t fake your way onto Jeopardy.

If you're not Japanese, stay off Takeshi's castle.

You’re just embarrassing yourself and taking the opportunity away from more worthy contestants.

This world has seen some amazing people.

For instance; Hellen Keller was a 20th century author who was Both Deaf and Blind. She was also the first deaf/blind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree.

And then there was a woman whom went onto 'Who wants to be a millionaire' and went home with fuck all because she thought the word that links a kind of mammal with a high-ranking bishop was a marsupial rather than a primate.

Sometimes, it's not worth watching these shows. Deeply depressing.

Yours sincerely,

The Big Bad Bastard.

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