Seeking Trouble

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"But it wasn't me!" I wailed as the cops threw me in the car. I looked over and saw a woman in a black and red corset, waving at me. Her hair seemed to match her corset, as it was tied into pigtails with each color split perfectly in half. Her pale skin seemed to shimmer in the moonlight. Then it hit me. A smirk formed on my face as I screeched. "It was her! She framed me! Let me go!"

"Not today, Miss Isley. You blew up the laboratory, and you're the only person that works there." The policeman said sternly. He had the complexion of an angel. I only had to... no! I can't keep doing that to get out of trouble. But this time, I had to.

"Say, Mr...?" I smirked and slowly slid over to the man. I folded my arms to show off my cleavage to show him what he was missing out on. A cold sweat broke through his face as his eyes slowly trailed down to my breasts.

"Y-you can call m-me J-j-josh." He stuttered, still looking down. I got up on my knees and came face-to-face with him. Then I grabbed the back of his neck, smashing his lips against mine. We molded perfectly together until he started using tongue. Silly boy. His entire body froze as he collapsed on the ground. I chuckled to myself as I stepped out of the cop car and onto the cold ground. Shit! I should've worn socks today...

***

"Pamela, you look fine today!" Bane greeted as I walked into our small apartment. I shuddered at my name, and pecked his cheek. We've been dating for over a year now, and he's been hiding from Batman ever since those two have come face-to-face. Yeah, I've kissed Batman before but no hard feelings, right?

"Please. Call me Ivy." I said as I took off my lab coat and threw it in the trash.

"Ivy, you're singed. Did you blow up the lab again?" He sighed.

"Don't get me started! If Walter fucking had any idea to know what he was doing, he wouldn't have mixed nitric acid and cyanide, I wouldn't have gotten arrested! He even knew that those two chemicals weren't compatible but nooo!"

"Um, did you know that two plus two is four?"

"Um, did you know that you're an idiot?" I smirked.

"Only for you." He smiled and leaned down to kiss me... then my phone went off.

Unknown: Hi there!

Me: Who are you?

Unknown: Names don't matter now. Tell me what you did to my boyfriend you whore!

Me: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Unknown: The Joker.

Me: That guy? He's been in the asylum for years now! He literally is going crazy, especially after that doctor helped him escape by "falling in love with him"! What a pussy.

Unknown: Where did that doctor go?

Me: She's out on the streets somewhere, probably selling herself for sex. What a poor gir

Unknown: Actually I enjoyed some of our romps!

Unknown: I've said too much...

Me: You're that lunatic doctor, aren't you?

Unknown: Meet me in front of STAR labs at midnight. I will be waiting...

I looked over, and Bane was sleeping. His fingers were twitching, and frantically pressing the home button on his phone. From the lock screen, the clock read 11:45. Fifteen minutes. I frantically threw my hair in a braid and walked out of my apartment. Using the fire escape as a shortcut, I jumped and landed on the street with my fleet flat. I bolted down the road to my lab, stressing about who that lunatic doctor was..

***

As I reached the lab, I felt a cold hand on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a woman in a blue blazer with golden locks of hair cascading past her shoulders. Her expression was grave, like she's seen death herself.

"Are you okay?" I asked and helped the girl steady herself.

"I'm alrigh'." She spoke, her mouth barely opening. She pulled out her phone. "I'm supposed ta meet this chick that threw my boyfriend in an asy- Is it you? You put 'im in there?!" She shrieked. The innocent look in her eyes was gone. It was full rage.

"I didn't throw him in the asylum! You were the one that gave him a machine gun!" I objected.

"That was the day that he said he loved me! What does a girl do when 'ah one night stand says he loves 'ah? Don't ansah that. I remember that day like it was yesterday. I was wearing my red and black outfit, I recently dyed mah hair, ya know, red and black." She mused.

"Did you get me arrested?" I gasped.

"Yep! Yes I did, Isley." She smirked. "I called my big brothah and told him to mix up a few ingredients ta make a love potion. I also told 'im that if it failed, he had ta' run away and blame it on you by putting the stained gloves in your lab!" She cackled.

"Very well planned." I said, nodding my head in the process. "What happened to your hair? Did it turn from red and black to blonde in a second?"

"Well, I used a lotta bleach, then I got my brothah to steal me some hair dye. Took' hours, an' did ya know that he's basically brain-dead?" She asked, and I nodded in approval.

"You seem very.. smart. I'm Ivy, by the way. Poison Ivy."

"Harley Quinn, nice to meetcha!"

"You're evil, I'm evil. I think this could create a friendship."

"Yeah, sure. As long as ya find my puddin'!"

"Deal."

***

That night, I got a call from another unknown number. I knew it wasn't Harley. It seemed fishy. I reluctantly picked up my phone, and answered it.

"We know where you are. Bane, too. Just wait, Ivy. Just wait..."

***

OOOH a cliffhanger!

Well, where are my manners? I'm MostlyNotGhostly, but you can call me Ghost. I'm trash for DC, Marvel, Disney, and everything P!ATD or TOP! Oh yeah, I'm also best friends with @OntheSwing IRL, and you should check her stories out!

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~ Ghost