THIS IS NOT A MASSEUSE

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China: ugh.... I can't do this anymore, all these young nations... I can't keep up with them.

Japan: Hai, I feel old as well...

England: At this point I think we all do

France: *skipping down the hall*

England: Hey frog how come you can skip? Everyone else feels so old!

France: *stops by them* Hm? I just go to a lovely masseuse every week.

Japan: A masseuse?

France: Oui, I don't think I stuttered. A masseuse will get all the tense things out of your muscles! You three should try it~! Here's a business card for the place *gives the three a business card* Buh bye!! Hope to see you there!! *skips away*

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England: FRANCE THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MASSEUSE YOU BASTARD!!!

Japan: I DIDN'T GET TO BRING MY CAMERA!!!

China: DAMN YOU FRANCE THIS IS A RUSSIAN STRIP CLUB!!!!

France: It works the same no? Releasing the tension in your muscles?

The 3: .... I guess a little....

France: Then let's go in!! *drags them inside*

Russia: *watching from the bushes* so they like Russian strippers? I'll remember that when I get them their Christmas gifts. ^J^

America: Haha totally!! England already reads porn.

Prussia: Reads?

Russia: What are you two doing here...?

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Russia: .........

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America: *flicks Russia's forehead* no reason commie.

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