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Me : Dude . . . how drunk was i at the party ?

Friend : Well , Let me put it this way. You had your face pressed against a fish tank singing  "Just keep swimming" from finding Nemo

Me : Oh  . . . . . . . . so that means i wasn't that drunk then 

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