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These are just pick-up lines I manage to compile along the way.  Just watched a really funny movie and it is all about pick up lines.

If you want to share anything, pls feel free and I might add it to the collection  and maybe put your name besided it :D



“Are you on Facebook? ‘BCoz I’d definitely click Like." 

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal."

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special."

“You must be Jamaican, bcoz Jamaican me crazy." 

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?"

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart."

“Hi, I'm Right... Mr. Right. You were looking for me?"

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you."

“Is your name Gillette? bCoz you’re the best a man can get!" 

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?"

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?"

“Your legs must be tired, bcoz you’ve been running through my mind all night." 

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!"

“Are you a tamale? bCoz you're hot!"

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are... gorgeous!"

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?"

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless." 

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?"

“If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘bcoz yoh da bomb!"