Christian Pick-Up Lines (For Humor Only! ;p)

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hey guys! so, i have been recently hearing a lot about this thing called CHRISTIAN pick up lines? Im like, what the heck? Why do we christians seem to go overboard and make our OWN of everything, even PICK UP LINES?!?! then i checked it out. FUNNY AS IDK WHAT!!!! Lol :P Check it out and Chrsitian guys, it might not be so bad to use some of these....ONLY the good ones though..now its your job to figure out which ones those are ;)

-careforbooks!

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1) Nice bible!
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too!!
4) God told me to come talk to you!
5) I know a church where we could go and talk!
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? (FOR GIRLS!)
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.  (GUYS ONLY!! apparently! ;p)
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.
27) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
28) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
29) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
30)What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."?

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haha! more comingg.... <3!


 

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