Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business.
Q: What did the cake say to the fork?
A: Want a piece of me?
We don't have any vegetable jokes yet but if you do lettuce know.
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite kind of meat?
A: Launch meat!
Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs!