Food Jokes

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business.

Q: What did the cake say to the fork?

A: Want a piece of me?

We don't have any vegetable jokes yet but if you do lettuce know.

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: What is an astronaut's favorite kind of meat?

A: Launch meat!

Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?

A: unconcordinated

Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?

A: Spare ribs!

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