VERBUM II - Junior Magazine 2016

Jokes & Riddles

We are just watching.

Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching.

Growing Up

I was growing up as a kid, which is the best time to grow up.

Enough Rouge

My mom says to me all the time, she goes, 'Tami, you haven't met the right guy yet because you don't wear enough lipstick or rouge.' Rouge! I'm not sure if you guys know, but this isn't even a product on the market anymore

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-Vania.

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting, squawking parrot.

Interrupting, squawking parr-

SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know youcould yodel!