Gideon | Carys
Have I ever told you how much I liked your name?
No. But thanks. I got it for my birthday.
I was complimenting you. You didn't need to be sassy geez.
You boys are so hard to please.
That's what she said.
How old are you? Twelve?
Are you twelve-shaming me?!
I'm going to be honest and say that twelve was not a great age for me.
Are you saying that I will get better after this phase?
Ouch. Straight to the point like always, aren't you, Carys?
You know me. Always ever so predictable.
You're like the oposite of predictable??
See? Who would have thought that you were a spelling freak?
I'm the editor of the student newsletter you moron.
... Riiiight. I totally knew we had that...
You are a complete and utter idiot.
That was not a good thing to be associated with.
You gotta love yourself before you start to love others.
Wow. Even the Princess of all things stupid can be a little deep sometimes.
I think you got out genders mixed up.
Nah. I think I'm pretty accurate, actually.
Ffs Cupid. I'm the manliest man out there.
Then why can't you land yourself a girlfriend?
Hey. I have a romantic side to me too.
Somehow I find that hard to believe.
I just love love, love. ;)
And you wonder why you can't get girls...
Honey, you're just jealous of me.
I don't blame you. I'm a star.
It's a shame that my smile shines brighter than your whole being.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
That was not an invitation to use a pick up line, Psyche.
Why am I the girl in this relationship?
P.s. pls place emphasis on the 'I' for the full effect
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The Love Hotline [ ✓ ]Short Story
❝Hey. I think I need some advice. I fucked up big time.❞ ❝What did you do?❞ ❝I asked a girl out on a date.❞ ❝How did you mess up then?❞ ❝I think I like her.❞ a story about a girl who gives love advice via text message and the boy who needs it. [ ex...