When Doug parked the car I hopped out and practically ran into the station. The cashier looked at me weird as I whizzed by her to the restroom. When I was done doing everything, washing my hands, check the hair, make-up, etc., I was about to open the door when I heard my brother talking.

"Yeah... We're just about there...These trees and buildings are beautiful..."

I rolled my eyes and walked out of the restroom. Stu looked at me then continued his conversation with the fire breathing dragon.

"When I get back we'll go...ok, love you too...bye."

"You know it's pretty sad when you have to lie about where you're going," I said grabbing some hot Cheetos and a Coke.

"It's just easier this way."

"I don't know why you put up with her Stu. It's obvious that you don't like her as much as you're letting on," I said as we made our way back to Phil and Doug.

I put my things on the counter and Stu put his water on the counter.

"All good with Melissa?" Doug asked, even though he really didn't care.

"Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it."

For now.

"Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?"

"That's pretty much what I asked him," I said to Phil, which in return Phil looked at me.

"Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight."

He looked back at Stu with an eyebrow raised and asked,

"Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?"

I looked at the cashier lady and she had this expression that read 'You're really talking about this here?' I gave her a small apologetic smile and took my things.

"Okay, first of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her."

I started feeling weird because one he's my brother and he's talking about sex in front of me. And two I don't need to know about his love life like that.

"And you believe that?"

"Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen."

"That's it I'm outta here."

I headed to the door to get back into the car. Unfortunately Phil was right on my heels.

"What's wrong with you?" He asked.


"Don't you talk about sex at your job?"

"No I do not. I teach kids how to swim and other days I watch kids in the nursery part of the center while their parents exercise."

"See they do that there."

I turned around and saw him smirking.

"No. They are being trained by body builders to get back into shape. You're such a dumbass," I said as I turned back around and climbing back into the car.

Shortly after we started on the road again. It was nice and quiet until Alan started talking while looking at a book.

Alan PLEASE shut up for the rest of the ride. When we get back home I'm going to kill Stu for making me come along.

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