1# After your teacher is finished yelling at the class yell, ''Does someone need a hug!?''
2# When your teacher tells you to take a seat say, ''Take it where?''
3# When the teacher comes up behind you scream, "OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
4# Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
5# When someone knocks on the door shout, "OH NO, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!"
6# Smile at them, like, all the time.
7# Watch them try not to look back at you.
8# When ever the teacher turns around get everyone to swap seats.
9# Turn your desk around every time the teacher turns around.
10# Start talking to no one when the teacher tells you to stop say, ''ITS THE VOICES! THERE BACK!'', then run out of the room.
11# Always show up one minute late.
12# When the teacher ask's a question put your hand up and say ''PICK ME ,PICK!'' If the teacher doesn't pick you then run out of the room crying ''NO BODY LOVES ME!''
13# Gasp dramatically if your teachers give any hint of a social life outside of school.
14# Come in crying then when they ask whats wrong start laughing madly .
15# Watch your teacher freak out.
16# Then yell at the class, ''I'LL DO IT! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!'', stare at the teacher evilly and say '',but I'll leave you to last."
17# Answer your cell phone when it rings in class and talk about how you're going to hide the body in the park tonight.
18# When you notice everyone looking at you say, '' WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?''
19# Scratch your butt and make loud noises of pleasure.
20# Say you can't answer any questions because of religious reasons.
21# Walk in to class in a batman outfit.
22# Try to make everyone believe that you are the real batman.
23# Speak in a robotic voice.
24# When a sub teacher tells you there names yell, ''HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WHO YOU REALLY ARE!?''
25# Refer to the sub teacher as Mr/Ms who-ever-you-really-are.
26# Drop your pencil every two minutes and every time ask your teacher for permission to pick it up first.
27# When the teacher calls out your name for the morning roll, answer, "Shes/Hes Absent".
28# Where sunglasses to class.
29# Hug them every time you see them, no matter where you are.
30# Pretend to be mute.
31# Pretend to be deaf.
32# Pretend to be blind.
33#Speak to your teacher only in rhymes.
34# Stand on the desk and try to touch the ceiling.
35# Imitate the teacher behind there back.
36#Sniff them as a greeting. [Attack On Titan fans knows whats up]
37# Ask them if they'd be willing to join a class conga line.
38# Bring a coloring book to class.
39# Color in your coloring book while singing Disney songs loudly.
40# Offer your teacher and class mates pages from coloring book.
41#Sneak into there bedroom at night with a Jeff the Killer mask.
42# When he wakes up, tell him to "go to sleep" in a quiet and calm voice.
43# Bring a flask of tea and a tea set to class and then proceed to pour yourself a cup of tea.
44# Then ask in a british accent if anyone else would like a cup.
45# Tell your teacher that your parents taxes pay their salary and therefore they should do what you say.
46# Ask all your teachers if they're pregnant, even the male ones.
47# Send them links to porn sites through email.
48# Ask them if you they hate there job.
49# Repeat list.
50# Ask them if you they hate there job now.