10 Jokes {inspired by Hank Green}

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There are two muffins in an oven

Muffin one: Holy crap its hot in here

Muffin two: HOLY CRAP ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

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Whats brown and sticky?

answer: A stick

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....

unlike his pasengers

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Why is the math book so sad

answer: It has a lot of problems

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How do you get an eighty year old woman to to yell f***?

answer: you get another eighty year old woman right next to her yell bingo.

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How does Snoopdog wash his whites?

answer:BLIATCH

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Why did the cowboy have a wiener dog?

answer: Cause somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer.

answer: one goes FWAK "darn" and the other goes "DARN" FWAK

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

answer: Genocide

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

answer: BECAUSE SHES DEAD!

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