50 ways to annoy Jack Sparrow!

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  1# Never refer to him as captain.

2# Steal his hat and give it Jack, Barbossas monkey.

3# Tell him that James Norringtons ship is bigger that his.

4# Tell him only girls and queens are meant to wear eyeliner, and hes no queen.

5# Tell him you have no clue who he is when he introduces himself.

6# Write him a love letter...

7# From Barbarossa...

8# And one from Davy Jones. [May he rest in pieces]

9# Invite Angelica Teach over for dinner..

10# Then tell her she can stay the night...

11# Give her jacks cabin...

12# Whenever Jack is naughty tell him you will tell his father.

13# Ask him if he's a eunuch.

14# Ask him how he knows Wills a eunuch.

15# Smile at him. Constantly.

16# Burn his rum...

17# Get Elizabeth and Angelica to help you burn his rum.

18# Start rumors that him and James are secret lovers.

19# Tell the rumors to his crew.

20# Tell James that Jack has a fetish for men in wigs.

21# Draw on his face while he sleeps.

22# Copy everything he does. Everything.

23# Get the crew to throw him a surprise party...

24# Invite Will and Elizabeth...

25# Invite Angelica and James...

26# Tell his father that Jack broke the code.

27# Write him a love letter from Angelica...

28# Rip up the letter and say ''Sorry ,that was meant for Barbarossa!''

29# Tell him that Barbarossa is the true captain of the black pearl.

30# Make him read Twilight.

31# Hide his jar of dirt.

32# Ask him if James is a eunuch.

33# Sneak up behind him and scream ''ITS THE KRACKEN!''

34# Watch Jack freak out.

35# Hold his hand and say ''Jackie are you OK? You know if you ever need someone to talk, I'm here.''

36# Poke him all the time.

37# Let the crew try on his clothes.

38# When he's in a pub, storm in and grab his ear then say loudly ''Jackie! I've been looking for you for ages! Come on its past your bed time!''

39# Then point to all the prostitutes in the room and say ''Say good bye to your friends ,Jackie!''

40# Call him Jackie.

41# Get the crew to call him Jackie.

42# Tell him to stop picking his nose in front of one of his ''Lady friends''.

43# Tell him if he's bad, Davy Jones will come and get him.

44# Teach his crew all the words to ''I'm sexy and I know it''.

45# Make them dance to ''I'm sexy and I know'', it while wearing jacks clothes.

46# When he walks in the room quickly leave.

47# Make a big scene about you leaving the room.

48# Leave the room every time Jack walks in.

49# When he asks you why your avoiding him runaway.

50# When he catches you and makes you tell him whats wrong, get right in his face and say ''You smell funny.''  

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