1# Never refer to him as captain.
2# Steal his hat and give it Jack, Barbossas monkey.
3# Tell him that James Norringtons ship is bigger that his.
4# Tell him only girls and queens are meant to wear eyeliner, and hes no queen.
5# Tell him you have no clue who he is when he introduces himself.
6# Write him a love letter...
7# From Barbarossa...
8# And one from Davy Jones. [May he rest in pieces]
9# Invite Angelica Teach over for dinner..
10# Then tell her she can stay the night...
11# Give her jacks cabin...
12# Whenever Jack is naughty tell him you will tell his father.
13# Ask him if he's a eunuch.
14# Ask him how he knows Wills a eunuch.
15# Smile at him. Constantly.
16# Burn his rum...
17# Get Elizabeth and Angelica to help you burn his rum.
18# Start rumors that him and James are secret lovers.
19# Tell the rumors to his crew.
20# Tell James that Jack has a fetish for men in wigs.
21# Draw on his face while he sleeps.
22# Copy everything he does. Everything.
23# Get the crew to throw him a surprise party...
24# Invite Will and Elizabeth...
25# Invite Angelica and James...
26# Tell his father that Jack broke the code.
27# Write him a love letter from Angelica...
28# Rip up the letter and say ''Sorry ,that was meant for Barbarossa!''
29# Tell him that Barbarossa is the true captain of the black pearl.
30# Make him read Twilight.
31# Hide his jar of dirt.
32# Ask him if James is a eunuch.
33# Sneak up behind him and scream ''ITS THE KRACKEN!''
34# Watch Jack freak out.
35# Hold his hand and say ''Jackie are you OK? You know if you ever need someone to talk, I'm here.''
36# Poke him all the time.
37# Let the crew try on his clothes.
38# When he's in a pub, storm in and grab his ear then say loudly ''Jackie! I've been looking for you for ages! Come on its past your bed time!''
39# Then point to all the prostitutes in the room and say ''Say good bye to your friends ,Jackie!''
40# Call him Jackie.
41# Get the crew to call him Jackie.
42# Tell him to stop picking his nose in front of one of his ''Lady friends''.
43# Tell him if he's bad, Davy Jones will come and get him.
44# Teach his crew all the words to ''I'm sexy and I know it''.
45# Make them dance to ''I'm sexy and I know'', it while wearing jacks clothes.
46# When he walks in the room quickly leave.
47# Make a big scene about you leaving the room.
48# Leave the room every time Jack walks in.
49# When he asks you why your avoiding him runaway.
50# When he catches you and makes you tell him whats wrong, get right in his face and say ''You smell funny.''