A Grell in Undertaker's Clothing

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December 19, 2013

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Me: *shoves* Get away!

Undertaker: *shoves back* I didn't do anything though!

Me: Oh yeah? What's your real name?

Undertaker: ......

Me: The REAL undertaker would know what his own name was.

Undertaker: You caught me dear!

Me: Tell me where you put the real Undertaker, or I will sick Drossel on you!

Undertaker: I beg to differ! *pulls out red chainsaw*

Me: GRELL!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK BRO!?!?

Grell: You saved that puppet once; I'm not letting it slide again.

Me: How can I work this..... *thinks* Ooh! I know! Grell?

Grell: What?

Me: Would you remove Undertaker's clothing please?

Grell: It's too dark! Paint it with a passionate red!

Me: Do you want me to paint you red?

Grell: *DERP face*

Me: Hand em over pretty boy. *strokes hair*

Grell: ....... *gives me the robe*

Me: Thanks darling! Five....

Grell: W-What are you counting down for?

Me: You'll see. Four.... Three....

Grell: Tell me!

Me: Be patient beautiful! I love you and all, but you're a tad bit impatient. Two.....

Grell: STOP THE SUSPENSE!!!!!

Me: One. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LO LO LO LO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

Grell: What the hell? Have you lost it?

Me: I've gone round the bend alright. But I'll tell you something: ALL THE BEST PEOPLE HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Grell: *turns to face reader* If you see her in public, alert the authorities. She's crazier than Undertaker.

Undertaker: Hehehe.... May I have my robe back, you perverted red-haired reaper?

Grell: You'll have to go chasing your fangirl. She ran off with it.

Undertaker: You suck.

Grell: I know. *says with cat eyes and a DERP smile*

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Only me and bladerguy2 get the last thing that Grell says. It's an inside joke. Te-he!

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