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Pen Your Pride

CAKE!!!!

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Cloudtail- Brightheart honey. DO U LIKE CAKE?!?!?!?

Brightheart- Cloudtail, I love you but I think you need some mental help.

Cloudtail- CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!!!!!!!! HEY I DO NEED SOME SHARPIES!!!!!!!!

Brightheart- JAYFEATHER!!!! We need 50 poppy seeds!!!! IF THAT DOESN'T WORK THEN WE NEED A ROCK!!!

Jayfeather- I'm on it!!!!

Cloudtail- WHY DO YOU NEED A ROCK?

*on a sugar high*

*Jayfeather hits him with a rock*

Jayfeather- Is he dead?

Brightheart- I don't know! You're the medicine cat!!!!

Jayfeather- Okay okay! He's still alive. Let's drag him to a ditch!

Brightheart- OKAY!

I KNOW IT'S STUPID

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