#1: When you look at your hairbrush and see how much hair is in it and make sure you are not bald.
#2: When you remember a memory with your friend and tell it to them and they just sit there saying "what" "That never happened"
#3: Am I the only one in my grade know what the outdoors feel like
#4: Isn't funny when you get to play with a new electronic somebody has and then ask them how do you do this or that and they take it away.
Authors note: if you like this book you will like my other book dumb jokes for smart kids