Expectations vs Reality

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Expectation: Coloring perfectly in the lines. Reality: It looks like a 5 year old colored it

Expectation: Doing a perfect rock n roll slide. Reality: You end up getting a cracked back

                                                    NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expectation: Perfect hair flip Reality: You end up looking like a walrus. (random animal)

Expectation: perfect typing (I like cookies.) Reality: It looks like this (i lihujihy bniow) FAIL!

Expectation: Perfect baseball/softball hit. Reality: The ball ends up hitting you.

                                        CLOSE ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's note : i made a bunch of chapters today so hopefully it will be like this everyday!

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