The 'slut' Hermione Granger has been caught with three guys. Percy Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and Ronald Weasley. Percy Weasley, first boyfriend, now dead. Draco Malfoy, her ex-fiance dumped her ashe saw her with Ronald Weasley. Ron Weasley, her nex bf, has a few words.
Me: So Ronald, is it true at the yule ball you went together?
Ron: Indeed. It is.
Me: But I thought she was engaged to Draco Malfoy.
Ron: That jerk???!!! NO WAY.
Me: Ouch. So how long have you two been dating??
Ron: A few days before she met Percy. She was just using him to get to me.
Me: And your okay with that???
Ron: It doesn't bug me. She's a slut, but I love her for being her.
WHOA. Hermione a slut??? The brightest witch of our age surely isn't the cleanest.