P!atD (New Perspective Parody)

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New Perspective Parody that I wrote because I kinda already wrote part of it in the last chapter:

I feel the homework piles come in
And I got a paper cut again
And I'm about ready to "retire"
because I know I'll never win
There's a haze in my brain this week
That changes everything I see
And maybe if I continue sleeping
I'll miss the class that worries me

Can we fast-forward to summer break?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna pass this test so I don't fail my math class
You come along because you're super smart
And I'll admire your amazing grades
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So I'll jump the fence and get out of here
Leaving everything behind me because I still respect my life
I move around with a new freedom knowing I'm not at school
And I would wait and watch the hours fall in a hundred separate lines
But I regain repose and wonder how I ended up inside
Can we fast forward to summer break?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna pass this test so I don't fail my math class
You come along because you're super smart
And I'll admire your amazing grades
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So I'll jump the fence and get out of here
(Getting out of here)
More homework, I need to show
How much I can work and grow
Other plans fell through
And put a heavy load on you
I know there's no more that need be said
When I'm taking that standardized test
Take a look around instead and watch me go
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna pass this test so I don't fail my math class
You come along because you're super smart
And I'll admire your amazing grades
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up on getting out of here
It's not fair, just let me perfect it
Don't wanna write an essay that is comprehensive
'Cause skipping out would be a bad idea
Now catch me up on getting out of here
So catch me up I'm getting out of here

Hahaha why did I write this.

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